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No Kings Protests Result In Prince Andrew Working For Burger King
The arrangement is part of the fast-food chain’s new initiative: “No Kings Except Burger King.”
Nov 42 min read


World in Frenzy As Media Struggles To Name New Couple: Trudeau and Perry
“This is bigger than Bennifer, Brangelina or TomKat,” said one visibly exhausted entertainment journalist, surrounded by empty coffee cups and whiteboards full of rejected name combinations. “You can’t just mash Trudeau and Perry together without serious geopolitical implications.”
Oct 312 min read


Greta Thunberg And Lord Farquaad Team Up To Take Over WEF
Eyewitnesses say the unlikely duo stormed the main stage, their identical haircuts shimmering under the conference lights like two carbon-neutral helmets of destiny.
Sep 12 min read


Canada Appoints Obese Chemical Engineer To Oversee Public Health
Nancy Hamzawi was appointed as the President of the Public Health Agency of Canada. The appointment drew widespread public concern as Hamzawi is both obese and possesses no relevant education.
Aug 81 min read


Sara Netanyahu’s Airport Ensemble Accidentally Redirects Air Traffic
President Trump praised Mrs. Netanyahu’s fashion-forward diplomacy: “Sara looked STUNNING. Brightest light on the tarmac. Airports LOVE her. Planes follow her naturally—some people just have that MAGNETISM.”
Jul 101 min read


French President Macron Enters Unique 12-Step Program
Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, less than delicately, called the program “the most French thing I’ve ever seen.”
Jun 242 min read
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