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Gen Z Protests Oregon State Fair Concert Lineup
"What the skibidi are they thinking?" is how one 16-year-old protestor reacted to the concert lineup for the Oregon State Fair this year. "They're delulu if they think I'm spending my allowance on this."
Aug 211 min read
In Symbolic Gesture, Eastern Oregon Replaces State Seal With Middle Finger Facing West
“It’s not about anger,” explained one Grant County commissioner. “It’s about sending a clear, respectful message to Portland and Salem that they can keep their wokeness, braindead legislation, and electric scooters — we’ll stick with sanity, gold, cattle, and alfalfa.”
Aug 132 min read
Baker City Community Temper Tantrum Draws Tens Of 'Protestors'
The blazing heat, combined with the unmistakable scent of stale performative rage and expired relevance, might have kept turnout low, according to the county's last functioning newspaper.
Jul 172 min read
Portland Police Release List Of Okay Things To Set Aflame—Fireworks Not Among Them
The list of items acceptable to light on fire in Portland include American Flags, Crack Pipes, Teslas, Tom McCall Waterfront Park...
Jul 41 min read
Eastern Oregonian Arrested, Plans To Sue After "SSS" Sign Creates Confusion
In rural Oregon ... "SSS" means shoot, shovel, and shut up.
Jun 242 min read
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