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“I don’t talk about it much because I hate to brag, you know I do,” Trump explained this week in his speech given at the Annual President's Dinner held by Las Vegas University. “People who know me know I am the last person to brag — but, yeah, sometimes you have to, and when you’ve got it, you got it.”

But what if the man from the photo does turn out to be the same man? And what if, as locals from the tiny village of Santa Teresita de Kavanayén claim, he's a bloodthirsty mercenary?

"All we can say," stated White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, "is that the President has confirmed that he did have another brother and that the infant was indeed named Dominus Trump. The family believed he had perished in the ICU shortly after birth. There will be no questions taken at this time."

“Frankly, 'Project Daylight Emasculation' is cheaper, louder, and causes five times the debilitating shame."