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New Holiday Would Recognize Columbus-Epstein Preemptive Collusion
Within hours of the report’s release, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez introduced the Exploratory Predation Accountability Act, which would formally rename the federal holiday “Epstein Day” in recognition of “our collective failure to think of the children.”
Oct 13, 20252 min read
Scientists Credit AOC In Research Breakthrough On Living With Brain-eating Amoebas
AOC responded on X, writing: “Wow!! So humbled by this honor. Remember: science is about feelings, not facts. 🧠💖 #AmoebaAlly”
Aug 1, 20251 min read
Scientists Link 'Wonky Eye' To Overt And Covert Liberalism
"Woke Eye, Won't Lie!" The condition, dubbed Oculoprogessivitus, reportedly presents in two main forms.
Jul 7, 20251 min read
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