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Republicans, however, took a different view. “Honestly, it makes sense,” said one GOP precinct committee person in Tillamook. “If you look up ‘crapweasel’ in the dictionary, Cyrus’s photo is already there. At least he’s finally owning it.”

“I used to numb patients before drilling. Now I’ll just numb taxpayers before raising their taxes and fees every change I get. It’s practically the same procedure." "Besides," he continued, "I'm much better suited to the party represented by a giant jackass logo,"

At times, they dropped to the carpet and rolled around, even trying to do the splits.

The resolution would honor "the brave, historically under-acknowledged contributions of left-handed Antifa members in the ongoing struggle against fascism, white supremacy, and cis-heteropatriarchal zip ties, which close the wrong way.”