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Oregon Department Of Forestry Solicits Sponsors For 2026 Fire Season
“We’re all in this together,” said acting State Forester Kate Skinner, “and frankly, the bills keep climbing. So we figured it’s time to brand the blaze fight.”
Oct 292 min read


38 Strong And Counting: GOP's Oregon 2026 Primary Becomes A Free-For-All
Overnight, Oregon's 2026 primary race for governor has drawn an astounding 38 Republican candidates alone. Democrats have stayed steady at nine, though incumbent Governor Tina Kotax is not yet among them.
Oct 282 min read


Local ‘No Kings’ Protesters Cancel Rally After Realizing They Don’t Know What A King Is
Organizers promised to reschedule the protest once participants finish reading a few history and civics books. In the meantime, the community is encouraged to stay vigilant against any rogue crowns.
Oct 202 min read


Portland Mayor: Death Eater Demonstrations Mostly Peaceful, Voldemort Just An Idea
When asked why Auror units and the Order of the Phoenix had been ordered to stand down, Oregon Governor Tina Kotax clarified that Dumbledore’s Army “holds no jurisdiction” in the Beaver State.
Oct 152 min read


Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek Orders DEQ to Impose 'Snow Disturbance Fines' On Ski Resorts
“Snow is among Oregon’s most sacred natural resources,” Kotek declared. “... Besides, Aimee needs another personal assistant... The money has to come from somewhere.”
Oct 142 min read


ORP Replaces Quorum Rules With Tarot Card Readings: ‘Spirit Of The Vote Is What Counts’
The dispute centers around whether enough credentialed delegates were physically present when the platform was adopted. But with no official headcount, no sign-in sheets, and several delegates reportedly locked outside pounding on the glass doors, party officials have moved to a new standard.
Oct 102 min read


Portland Police Rebrand As Antifa’s Hospitality Division
Independent journalist Nick Sortor filed a lawsuit this week after discovering that in addition to arresting victims, the Portland Police Bureau (PPB) has “completely surrendered operational control of the city” to Antifa, after officers allegedly offered the group catering services, valet parking, and access to the bureau’s Wi-Fi during recent protests.
Oct 62 min read


Oregon Gas Tax Hike Now Bundled With Mandatory Child Sacrifice
Governor Tina Kotax defended the measure as “a tough but necessary step toward sustainable transportation funding.”
Oct 32 min read
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