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Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce Announce Engagement: 'At Least One Of Us Should Get A Ring'
Sports analysts are already weighing in. “Statistically, this gives Kelce a 100% success rate in the ring department this season,” said one ESPN commentator. “That’s better than his postseason average.”
Aug 262 min read
Kelce-Swift Admit Relationship Is PsyOp To Distract From Rising Avocado Prices
Travis Kelce's brother seemed unsurprised when asked to comment. “Wake up, sheeple,” says Jason Kelce, eating a $27 avocado toast. "They’ve been blending love and lime juice to keep you docile.”
Jul 301 min read
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