Trump's Alleged Long-Lost Brother, Dominus T. Vex, Appears At White House

By Lucian Sharp

Dominus T. Vex aka "The Dominus"

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an appearance that has sent shockwaves throughout America, Dominus T. Vex, the alleged long-lost brother of Donald J. Trump, made a dramatic debut this morning in front of the White House. Wearing a stark black suit and shades befitting the Terminator, he was observed silently standing near the fence for over an hour before Secret Service approached and allowed him entry. Two agents escorted him into the building, but not before the man's uncanny resemblance to the President was noted - and photographed - by media on site.

"All we can say," stated White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, "is that the President has confirmed that he did have another brother and that the infant was indeed named Dominus Trump. The family believed he had perished in the ICU shortly after birth. There will be no questions taken at this time."

Insiders have told The Daily Smoke & Mirror that DNA testing was hurriedly ordered, and the President himself flew unscheduled back from Scotland to D.C. today.

Sources within the West Wing, speaking on condition of anonymity, confirmed that Vex was taken to a secure conference room where a brief, silent standoff occurred between the two men. Dominus T. Vex, whose current occupation remains unknown, reportedly handed over a leather dossier marked in bold, capital letters: “TRUMP: THE OTHER FILES,” before vanishing into an executive elevator alongside White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles.

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