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Republicans, however, took a different view. “Honestly, it makes sense,” said one GOP precinct committee person in Tillamook. “If you look up ‘crapweasel’ in the dictionary, Cyrus’s photo is already there. At least he’s finally owning it.”

“I used to numb patients before drilling. Now I’ll just numb taxpayers before raising their taxes and fees every change I get. It’s practically the same procedure." "Besides," he continued, "I'm much better suited to the party represented by a giant jackass logo,"