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Excavators have been used to break into ATMs over the past decade several times in other states. Florida, Ohio, and Maryland banks also fell victim to similar efforts.

... the campaign had devised a plan that some political observers have described as “equal parts West Wing and Wile E. Coyote.”

Packages include: Tent City Immersion Tours, Public Transit Roulette, Wildfire & Wine Weekends, The Surprise Tax Trek™ and more!

"Drank it warm. Saw the eyes in the tree again. They blinked this time."

“Frankly, 'Project Daylight Emasculation' is cheaper, louder, and causes five times the debilitating shame."

At times, they dropped to the carpet and rolled around, even trying to do the splits.

The resolution would honor "the brave, historically under-acknowledged contributions of left-handed Antifa members in the ongoing struggle against fascism, white supremacy, and cis-heteropatriarchal zip ties, which close the wrong way.”

"We had the name first, and that's all there is to it."

"I think our governor should be able to burn down the state however she sees fit." - Rep. Paul Evans

Pepper Spray Pink Drink. Refreshing with just a hint of capsicum. Pairs well with plywood, protests, and performative politicians.

In rural Oregon ... "SSS" means shoot, shovel, and shut up.

"I've lost 28 pounds and my entire grounding in reality."

Lindell distributed a press release stating he had been "largely victorious" and "was overwhelmingly cleared of wrongdoing" after a jury ruled against him in a defamation case.

A botched welcome sign is the talk of Salem as the city prepares for tourist season.

"Frankly, I suspect Obama is behind all of this."

Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, less than delicately, called the program “the most French thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Lifeless eyes … black eyes … like a doll’s eyes,” whispered one junior policy advisor, still visibly shaken.